There is a rather sour faced individual who occupies occupied, thank heavens, one of the seats by the window in my Horror Fiction (1000 level, pauvre moi, I needed it for credit) class. She’s probably one of the most adept at stating the obvious that we had in that class. I no longer have to put up with her annoying behavior and her less than insightful and quite below par observations on the text. Finals week begins next week and then I am happy to announce that I will then be able to enjoy the freedom of pursuing the intellectual avenues of my choice.
Today, clad in my riding pants and mucking boots, straight from the farm, I stood helping to collect golf pencils after doing professor evaluations and I saw said unremarkable looking female staring at me and remarking to the boy behind her (another aeronautical engineer in the making) in what appeared to be a pretty insolent manner. “I work at a farm, guys, it’s not like I put this on this morning because I like the way it looks.” She muttered something to the effect of “okay” and I hope that she realized from my remark that I was entirely unimpressed by her career as a student or a human in the past few months. She is responsible for one of the most incredibly asinine and mentally deficient comments I have ever heard uttered from a human blowhole…and I will share it with you now that you might bask in the astonishment that is certain to be your fate.
She said “I got a gift certificate to Barnes & Noble. What am I supposed to do with that? You can’t use Barnes & Noble gift certificates at Starbuck’s, believe me, I’ve tried that.”
Stay in school, kids…and while you’re there…stay in the upper levels.
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There is a rather sour faced individual who
occupiesoccupied, thank heavens, one of the seats by the window in my Horror Fiction (1000 level, pauvre moi, I needed it for credit) class. She’s probably one of the most adept at stating the obvious that we had in that class. I no longer have to put up with her annoying behavior and her less than insightful and quite below par observations on the text. Finals week begins next week and then I am happy to announce that I will then be able to enjoy the freedom of pursuing the intellectual avenues of my choice.Today, clad in my riding pants and mucking boots, straight from the farm, I stood helping to collect golf pencils after doing professor evaluations and I saw said unremarkable looking female staring at me and remarking to the boy behind her (another aeronautical engineer in the making) in what appeared to be a pretty insolent manner. “I work at a farm, guys, it’s not like I put this on this morning because I like the way it looks.” She muttered something to the effect of “okay” and I hope that she realized from my remark that I was entirely unimpressed by her career as a student or a human in the past few months. She is responsible for one of the most incredibly asinine and mentally deficient comments I have ever heard uttered from a human blowhole…and I will share it with you now that you might bask in the astonishment that is certain to be your fate.
She said “I got a gift certificate to Barnes & Noble. What am I supposed to do with that? You can’t use Barnes & Noble gift certificates at Starbuck’s, believe me, I’ve tried that.”
Stay in school, kids…and while you’re there…stay in the upper levels.
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